Pandas are pants.

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Maybe it’s because I’m getting old and suffering sclerosis of the emotions. Maybe the well of my compassion is running dry, but I have to say I don’t give a damn about Tian Tian or even the 14 cuddlesome cubs recently born in China. Without us maligned humans keeping their species going, these useless freeloaders would die out in a couple of years.

Pandas are pants.

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