I AM NOT a fascist. I know that because I don’t eat cupcakes. It’s as simple as that. A Mr Whyman in the Guardian (“Beware of cupcake fascism”) confirms it.
Until I read Mr Whyman’s article I’d had no idea that cupcakes were such horrid fascistic things. Eating a cupcake is how “the passive-aggressive violence of the infantilized twee fascist manifests itself” as it lumbers across the world, according to him. It’s a frightening revelation.
Source: The Fortnightly Review.