Sorry, Hans – #20 of In The World: The Clarkson Poems #TheClarksonPoems #Clarkson #poetry #TopGear

SORRY, HANS

package holidays
Germans
all the sausages
the Yanks are around
the Berlin Wall fell down
far too fat
the body of a walnut
into the seaweed
Battenburg cake
wet camping holidays
a pair of sunglasses
Russian nipple tassles
a maharajah’s front door
dress shops
never seen chintz like it
a book about steamships
revealing Speedos
this doesn’t work
nail scissors
Burberry baseball cap
no

From In The World: The Clarkson Poems
sourced from And Another Thing: The World According to Clarkson Volume Two.

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