Guardian Street Party Queen Bollocks Whinge

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A list poem of useful phrases for all Guardian scribes when writing about the Royal Family, patriotism, the English and the British.

GUARDIAN QUEEN WHINGE

Royal Wedding whinge
Street parties whinge
Union Jacks whinge
Performative cheeriness whinge
Englishness whinge
Back to the empire whinge
Middle-class nationalism whinge
Confected history whinge
Cultish signifier whinge
Sadomasochistic Toryism whinge
Far right whinge
Football supporter whinge
England flags whinge
Chinos whinge
Racist whinge
Boarding schools whinge
Chummy nationalism whinge
Colonial history whinge
Kitsch nationalism whinge
Cupcakes whinge
Enforced pageantry whinge
Forelock-tugging whinge
The Queen whinge

 

Read my book, it annoys the politically correct Guardian reader..

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